Beating Off 2.0

#7828

How is bond not dead yet?

#7829

Hello. There is woman dressed in black with long black hair crying on my neighbors stoep. I have noone to verify if this entity is visible to them as well.

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#7830

This deserves a photo!

Also, hello everyone

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#7831

Dude…shes gone. Isnt seeing that shit supposed to be like a bad omen?

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#7832

I don’t think “seeing” it is, but rather having it on your stoep.

You’re safe. Your neighbour not so much.

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#7833

Damn I kind of liked him. But I’m still going to ask him if he had anyone at his house when he gets back

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#7834

and he’s std free ! the guy is resilient

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#7835

Whose playing Bond these days anyway?

#7836

still blondie

#7837

Oh so it’s not Jane Bond yet.

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#7838

if it was jane bond then she’ll be known as a floozie

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#7839

Evil antagonist - ‘Well Ms Bond… we meet again.’
Jane Bond - 'I’ve met you may times before ! If you really cared you’d remember!" (this joke makes no sense)

Wasn’t Idris Elba inline for the Bond role?

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#7840

yes that rumour has been going for a while

they wanted
Idris Elba
Will Smith
Barack Obama
Puff Daddy

etc etc etc.

#7841

Will Smith - no
Barack Obama - HELL no
Puff Daddy - no

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#7842

Dude its one that I do not know at all

Just incase throw some salt over your left shoulder

#7843

What if I threw it over my right shoulder?

#7844

Then you are fooked

#7845

Well that doesn’t fill me with much confidence.

#7846

Its ok, you can take a salt water bath, burn sage in the house, move to a new country?

#7847

I just need to scream and complain here quickly…

HOW THE HELL CAN YOU APPROVE LOANS TO PEOPLE WHO HAVE JUDGEMENTS ON THEIR NAME??? NOT ONE, NOT TWO, BUT THREE!!!

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