You have a Rugby Jersey buying problem.
Of course it is permitted! There is a big button you can click to create a thread:
Just click it, start typing, and say your say. If it is shit, we will judge you harshly with emojis of worms. If it is good, we will shower you with praise and happy smileys emojis
So get the lube, the tissues. I do not care if you have to use both hands, or one hand to help someone else! Just get to beating off!
Dammit man, that was a secretā¦
You should get a duck or goose down duvet. That stuffs hot.
Wanted to say that as well. But did not want to be seen as weird
Duck duck goose!
Bit late for that Iām afraid
Sounds way too dangerous.
Can it be instead of smileys? They terrify meā¦
Thereās emojis of worms?? Why did I not know this?
:worm:
Nah, didnāt work.
Only if you sleep in the bath
If youāre post is REALLY good, weāll even use the cybernetic flexing armā¦how about that!?
Havnāt tried yet.
Theres hard work to do in this thread.
Ah, it is!
Damn right! people think beating off is easy?!?!
I love it when you talk dirty to me. But name for the thing and all that. Iām not very creative unfortunately
Youāre right, it is not a worm, just says , or bug. But close enough
Iāve caught up.
Ok, so I didnāt exactly reply to every post but close enough.
Itās the final 80 messagesā¦