Beating Off 2.0

You have a Rugby Jersey buying problem.

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Of course it is permitted! There is a big button you can click to create a thread:

Just click it, start typing, and say your say. If it is shit, we will judge you harshly with emojis of worms. If it is good, we will shower you with praise and happy smileys emojis

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So get the lube, the tissues. I do not care if you have to use both hands, or one hand to help someone else! Just get to beating off!

Dammit man, that was a secret…

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You should get a duck or goose down duvet. That stuffs hot.

Wanted to say that as well. But did not want to be seen as weird

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Duck duck goose!

Bit late for that I’m afraid

Sounds way too dangerous.

Can it be :muscle: instead of smileys? They terrify me…

There’s emojis of worms?? Why did I not know this?
:worm:

Nah, didn’t work.

Only if you sleep in the bath

If you’re post is REALLY good, we’ll even use the cybernetic flexing arm…how about that!?

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Havn’t tried yet.

Theres hard work to do in this thread.

Ah, :bug: it is!

Damn right! people think beating off is easy?!?!

:drooling_face::drooling_face: I love it when you talk dirty to me. But name for the thing and all that. I’m not very creative unfortunately

You’re right, it is not a worm, just says :bug:, or bug. But close enough

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I’ve caught up.

Ok, so I didn’t exactly reply to every post but close enough.

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It’s the final 80 messages…