I actually love it.
The joke, or being triggered?
The joke. My favourtie one is what is green, sits in a tree and has wheels. A leaf. I lied about the wheels.
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of in afrikaans, wat hardloop in die straat af en skree eks n lemoen, eks n lemoen? n mal naartjie.
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Waars ons dislike knoppie dammit? 
Dis vandag so koud, Frystaat boerre het vandag twee kortbroekke aan
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These Afrikaners are so rude, I commented to the one guy that it’s freezing and he told me to “buy a coat!”
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Q.Where did van der Merwe go after the explosion?
A.Everywhere
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What do you call a bear with no ears?
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B.
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You have kids right?
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Dad jokes, best jokes!
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What is a game developer’s favourite type of chocolate bar?
A crunchie!
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A guy decides to buy his new girlfriend a pair of gloves for Christmas. After all, they’ve only been dating for three weeks so it seems like the ideal gift - romantic, yet not too personal.
He asks the girlfriend’s younger sister to accompany him to buy them then she can point out a pair she’d like. They go to the mall and the sister points out a pair of white gloves which the guy then buys.
The sister then picks up a pair of panties for herself and buys them.
But during the wrapping, the clerk mixes up the parcels. As a result, the sister gets the gloves and the guy takes home a gift box containing the panties.
Without checking, the guy rushes the gift to his sweetheart, but only after drafting this loving and helpful note to accompany it:
“I chose these because I notice you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening. If it had not been for your sister, I would have chosen the long ones with the buttons, but she wears the short ones that are easier to remove.”
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Q: What do you call a very large group of lazy people?
A: ProcrastiNation
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Afrikaans joke, sorry english people
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