The 10,000 Best Forum Posts on the Internet Right Now! (Part 1)

Morning

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Good morning :grinning::wave:

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Morning everyone!

Mother in law is here and the dogs love her so much that at 4am they just wanted to go to her. That and going to sleep too late and I can do with a quick nap under the desk.

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Morning people of the palace, hopefully me waking up at 5am to put the recycling out was not to late. Our street has been skipped for 3 weeks, and I am getting ready to dump the crap on someones lawn, the first one to tell me I didn’t put it out early enough - Im the first one in our street to put it out.

Bah humbug

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Bit early for people to do collections though?

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They collect our bins at the weirdest hours, last week it was something stupid apparently like 4:30am. Today was 9:30. We never know. At least they are not begging for xmas bonuses…

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And we’re still waiting for ours to be collected. Though the bins have all been raided and left in a mess.

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Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosa

family is working on my last nerve today

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i find what calms me down…is playing with boobies. Just 30 seconds or so… plup plup, squeeze squeeze, wobble wobble. ahhh zen.
I think this is advice EVERYONE can take advantage, ladies included. you don’t even have to bother someone ELSE for your calm.

problem solved!

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I’ve never understood how women can have them and NOT play with them all day. So calming and theraputic.

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until you live with them 24/7 it doesn’t fecking calm you down, they are a fecking pain in the fecking back

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see…that just means you don’t play with them enough. the more you play with them and hold them, the less your back/shoulders are holding them!

MY LOGIC IS PERFECT!

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My manager saw my tats yesterday he was like wow hahha,

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poor choice of words considering the previous half dozen or so posts :sweat_smile:

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I’d go tits before tats every time. No debate.

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Urgh… nothing like having a big exco meeting right before going on leave to motivate you, for what could potentially be one of our biggest clients, Stefanutti Stocks. Will be interesting to see how this unravels over the coming weeks.

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I’d have tats before tits tbh.

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Good luck, we have avoided working with them, they are to big :stuck_out_tongue: aka to expensive

woooooooooooooooooooooooosa I am applying for permission to moer the lawyers. again

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Permission granted

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