Morning
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G’morning!
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Morning everyone. It is crazy how busy I’ve been. I will try to be more active here.
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Mornin’
Someone get me a coffee?
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Morning people of the palace
Hope you all had a good weekend
Stepping on this thing is worse than lego
One of the prongs punctured my foot. its fun and sore
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i like cake
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Morning you beautiful fuckers 
Hope you had a lekker weekend
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Its sore because obviously lots of blood and on a crap place that you struggle to get a plaster on it.
Fun because I have to walk carefully not to put any weight on my toes
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Next question: Who left a tiny rake lying around on the floor?
Follow-up: Did you smack them upside the head?
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Hahaha mother dearest . . . so nope not allowed to smack her. Unfortunately we are slowly seeing some signs of forgetfulness. Her side of the fam has alzheimers and dementia
I have a question for everyone.
Million dollars but every time you spend money you have to full on sack an old lady,closest one to you.
Would you take it?
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Sure. I’d find a sturdy elderly lady who’s able to take a punch, and pay her $100k to always go shopping with me.
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XD that’s brilliant
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Gotta find them tough broads.
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I made a post on our community page on facebook early this morning - telling them all that there is a controlled burn taking place in the nature reserve from 10am
Since 40mins ago - ALL the posts of people asking where is the smoke coming from!
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Those people are not very smart.
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I know the feeling. We have an estate Whatsapp group, and EVERY SINGLE LOAD SHEDDING there is someone on there: Is everyone else’s power also off?
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Oh those I just delete now - I have one post that we we keep updated with the schedule
The idiots in this area is driving me nuts