No she dragged me to a birthday party last night for someone that I do not like at all, and tonight I have to go to another birthday party for someone I like even less.
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oh ok ja that sucksâŚ
its ok. i will sit soberly in the corner and listen to the harry potter audiobooks.
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Mornings peoples ⌠finally back on the www (fuck you Telscum)
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Marriage is a trap
Greetings !!!
Rant on ! FCK it im not gonna vote. Had enough of this shit
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I wouldnât call it a trap, more of an inconvenience at times.
Itâs partly based on your previous searches and browsing history
Whats up dude
this morning the fcukers were stoning cars again ! nothing gets done about it, why waste my time and energy standing in lines to vote some money grabbing fcukers into power thats not doing anything to protect the citizens of the country. the one road that services people from 6 different suburbs are always obstructed by the same mailgnant fuckers.
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They have the Highlander⌠your problems have been solved
My wife entered Luke into some baby comp. If you guys have R5 on the phone to spare please go vote <3
To vote sms the words Baby Luke Oosthuizen to 36012 (R5/sms)
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Me trying to do anything:
ME : <Just got a car on jack stands, trolley and tools all laid out ready to spend some quality time with a loved one>
WIFE (from other side of the property) : Huni, thereâs a spider in the passage
So I get up, walk around to the lounge, find the match head sized spider, introduce it to his lord and saviour. Then I mosey back to the car.
WIFE (from other side of the property) : Can you make me a cup of coffee
So I get up, take my gloves off, walk to the kitchen, make a cup of coffee, take coffee to wife and walk back to the garage.
WIFE (While Iâm walking to the garage): Do you mind getting some biscuits/rusks while youâre up
Back to kitchen, back to lounge, back to garage. To start working.
WIFE (from other side of the property) : Do you mind getting something from the shop for us?
ME : Iâm busy
WIFE : How long are you going to be busy for? I need you to go to the shops.
So then I get dressed, go to the shops, come back, get dressed for working on the car again.
Then comes the kickerâŚ
WIFE : Stop fiddling with that car now, youâve been doing it all day. Come spend time with us.
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I was sent this as well
151/04/2019
ONLUSTEâ:fire:
26/04/2019 06:30
WESKAAP
Mitchellâs Plain
Geweldadige betogings by Jakes Gerwel en Highlandsweg in Mitchellâs Plain. Highlandsweg is GESLUIT by Fulham, Jakes Gerwel is GESLUIT tussen die R300 en Morgensterweg.
Vermy asb die area.
Violent protests at Jakes Gerwel and Highlands Drive in Mitchellâs Plain.
Highlands Drive is CLOSED at Fulham, Jakes Gerwel CLOSED between R300 and Morgenster road.
Please avoid the area.
Wees Paraat, Wees Waaksaam, Wees Veilig
Onluste Admin
yeah no see you encourage that behaviour. I tell my wife to make her own shit. I do enough already. All the grocery shopping, all the cleaning, all the food preparation. if she wants something, she needs to do it herself.
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Morning everyone.
I feel like selling everything, buying a boat and disappearing. Iâll go find my own island to call my home thank you very much.
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I know the feels dude
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