What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
Carlos
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I was extremely compelled to read that aloud and with an Irish accent.
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That is the correct way. 
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Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?
He had no body to go with.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes standing still?
Still no eye deer.
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A Skeleton walked into a bar he said I need a beer and a mop
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What kind of bee makes milk?
Boobees
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Did you know that in the original Gregorian Calendar the months had different names?
January was Greg
February was Ian
March was Greg
April was Ian
May was Greg
June was also Greg
July was Ian
August was Greg
September was Ian
October was Ian
November was Ian
December was Greg
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If I had my way it would be the Greg Calendar. That Ian guy can go fly a kite!
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A Canadian visits America and gets held at gunpoint, the thief says, “Give me all your money and I’ll let you live!”
The Canadian replied gleefully, “Oh! You must be what they call a doctor!”
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I mean, this just amplifies the stereotype that Canadians are just unarmed Americans with healthcare…
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I’m sorry, would you like me to remove the post?
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That’s my line!!
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Isn’t it strange that the adjective for metal is metallic
But that’s not true for iron, which is ironic
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What’s with the backgrounds?
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