They came with the jokes unfortunately, thought about cropping them out but it felt like too much effort.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
Found this one on r/southafrica
So my wife showed me how proud she was because she learned how to tie a really nice tie for my kid’s uniform.
She walked away and I said “Wow I didn’t know you started taking martial arts lessons”. She looked at me all confused.
“You learnt how to do mooi tie”
Muahahah, good one!
My 4yo son this morning:
Samuel: Dad, knock knock!
Dad: Who’s there?
Samuel: A pickle.
Dad: A pickle who?
Samuel: A pickle dancing on my head.
I must be tired… Please explain this one to me
I just thought it was so nonsensical that it was funny. Typical from a young’un.
Thats what I thought, but was scared I missed the real punchline
Did you know people eat more bananas than monkeys?
When was the last time you saw someone eat a monkey?
I bought some questionable biltong off some random dude at a rugby match once
hahaha I lol’d so hard everyone in the family looked at me. So I repeated the joke and Cody just gave me a skeef look and said, “That’s lame.”
This is funnier, when you read this in oltman’s voice
Dunno how I missed this one… a friend and I regularly joke that when… our ship comes in… we’ll buy a boat and call her the Seas The Day.
Oh wow, I love this one!
Just heard this one on a stream:
“To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflaged jacket… You can hide, but you can’t run!”
How do you get a farm girl to marry you?
First, a tractor…