Dad Jokes (Now in 2024)

They came with the jokes unfortunately, thought about cropping them out but it felt like too much effort.

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Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. :rofl:

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Found this one on r/southafrica

So my wife showed me how proud she was because she learned how to tie a really nice tie for my kid’s uniform.

She walked away and I said “Wow I didn’t know you started taking martial arts lessons”. She looked at me all confused.

“You learnt how to do mooi tie”

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Muahahah, good one!

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My son and I had some good laughs with this one…

Mind the language

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My 4yo son this morning:

Samuel: Dad, knock knock!
Dad: Who’s there?
Samuel: A pickle.
Dad: A pickle who?
Samuel: A pickle dancing on my head.

:rofl:

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I must be tired… Please explain this one to me :smiling_face:

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I just thought it was so nonsensical that it was funny. Typical from a young’un.

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Thats what I thought, but was scared I missed the real punchline :rofl:

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Did you know people eat more bananas than monkeys?

When was the last time you saw someone eat a monkey?

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I bought some questionable biltong off some random dude at a rugby match once :man_shrugging:

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hahaha I lol’d so hard everyone in the family looked at me. So I repeated the joke and Cody just gave me a skeef look and said, “That’s lame.”

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LOL! Unsinkable II

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This is funnier, when you read this in oltman’s voice

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Dunno how I missed this one… a friend and I regularly joke that when… our ship comes in… we’ll buy a boat and call her the Seas The Day.

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Oh wow, I love this one!

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Just heard this one on a stream:

“To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflaged jacket… You can hide, but you can’t run!”

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How do you get a farm girl to marry you?

First, a tractor…

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