Dad Jokes (Now in 2025)

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Whats the difference between a camera and a sock?

A camera takes photos…
A sock takes 5 toes…

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Did you hear about the guy handing out flat batteries?
Yip, free of charge!

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I forgot about this thread. Here’s some more.

A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt. Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Roche.

Which side of a chicken has the most feathers?

The outside

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I was in a p**s mood this morning, so thanks for this guys.

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Archaeologists just uncovered a fossilised dinosaur fart…
They say it is a blast from the past.

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People say this house is haunted, but I have never noticed anything in my 372 years living here…

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Why did the scarecrow win a Nobel prize?
He was a master in his field…

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Ah you messed that one up a bit, it should be:

He was outstanding in his field…

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Haha! That is better!

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Just got fired from my job at the ice cream factory…

…I refuse to work on sundaes

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A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks:

“Is this stool taken?”

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Can I just say thanks - I read and shared a few of these last week friday to our company culture connect - we love dad jokes so I stole most of these :stuck_out_tongue:

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What do you call a flying nun?

A bird? A plane?
Nope, nun of the above…

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Keep 'em coming

I got mugged by six dwarfs last night
Not Happy!

What’s blue and smells like red paint.

Blue paint.

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Why is there music coming from the printer?

The paper is jamming…

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I got a new horse and named her Mayo.

Mayo neighs.

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What do you get when 5 fish are divided by 2?
Tuna half…

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