My wife came across this one and told me I should put it here with Oltman’s dad jokes
Respect!!!
Studies have shown that when people become tired or exasperated they exhale heavily.
It’s sighence…
lol you really have to emphasise a heavy sigh when telling the joke in person. The pause is crucial for delivery.
My wife and I were travelling in Russia. While walking in the Red Square some precipitation came down. I said: “Oh look, its raining!” My wife, disagreed, saying: “Thats more like sleet than rain…”
After arguing (politely, as we all do) I saw our local tour guide, Rudolph, and told my wife “We can ask Rudolph what this is, and I am sure he will side with me…”
“Why are you so certain of that?” she asked.
“Well,” I replied, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear…”
I love elevator jokes
They work on so many levels
Bro, can you pass me that leaflet?
Brochure.
Did you hear about the new game called “silent tennis”?
It’s just like normal tennis but without the racket…