My wife came across this one and told me I should put it here with Oltman’s dad jokes 
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Respect!!! 
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Studies have shown that when people become tired or exasperated they exhale heavily.
It’s sighence…
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lol you really have to emphasise a heavy sigh when telling the joke in person. The pause is crucial for delivery.
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My wife and I were travelling in Russia. While walking in the Red Square some precipitation came down. I said: “Oh look, its raining!” My wife, disagreed, saying: “Thats more like sleet than rain…”
After arguing (politely, as we all do) I saw our local tour guide, Rudolph, and told my wife “We can ask Rudolph what this is, and I am sure he will side with me…”
“Why are you so certain of that?” she asked.
“Well,” I replied, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear…”
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I love elevator jokes
They work on so many levels