Birthing hospital videos are a great deterrent. 
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I’m taking notes 
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How do you stop a bull from charging?
Unplug it…
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Not sure if serious or joking cos I wouldn’t put it past a South African.
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Here’s a fun fact about me:
People are usually shocked when they find out I am not a very good electrician.
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Think this was used here before:
I went to a really emotional wedding.
Even the cake was in tiers…
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I was a bit neutral about this joke but then I decided to live a little and not be so grounded
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Really? They don’t even get flushed when I say I’m not a plumber…
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Koi fish always travel in groups of four.
If attacked, kois A, B, and C will scatter, leaving behind the D koi.
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I wanted to make a belt out of old wrist watches, but then I thought it would just be a waist of time.
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Things I hate:
- Jokes,
- Lists,
- Irony,
- Lists,
- Repetition,
- Inconsistency
Dicourse is too clever and fixes point 7 automatically…
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Add to the list:
8.1. Unnecessary punctuation,
9.2. Typos,
9.1. Discourse
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Not all construction work is equally enjoyable.
For example, enlarging a drilled hole is boring, but fastening pieces of metal together is riveting.
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I’m using that in our company chat.
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Top shelf stuff!
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Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection, except one…
He’s never gonna give you Up.
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