In celebration of Fatherās Day let us hear some of your best or new or not-so-original dad jokes.
Hereās a novel one I heard recently:
Did you hear about the dead dog tree?
It lost its bark
What do you call it when 2 people share some weed?
Joint Custody
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What has 4 letters, sometimes has 9 letters, always has 6 letters, but never has 5 letters.
Iāll give you a clue: it has 2 letters and has 3 letters.
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I went to the zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo was a dog.
It was a shitzu.
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This had me scratching my head longer than it shouldāveā¦
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I gave up 
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Any idea what show thatās from?
I donāt think Iāve seen it before
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer
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Answer is 6 lettersā¦
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What do you call a dad with no kids?
murfle
Must be the missing dad geneā¦
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What word begins with an e and ends with an e?
e
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Wrong.
It is clearly:
Eee!
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Count the letters in each quoted word:
āWhatā has 4 letters, āsometimesā has 9 letters, āalwaysā has 6 letters, but āneverā has 5 letters.
Iāll give you a clue: āitā has 2 letters āandā has 3 letters
āAnswerā is 6 letters.
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A hole was discovered in the nudist camp fence.
The police say they are looking into it.
The police had their toilets stolen.
The detective said they have nothing to go on.
The first time I saw a universal remote I thought:
āThis changes everything!ā
When should you go to the dentist?
At tooth-hurty.
The past, present and future walk into a bar.
Things got a little tense.
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye matey!
I invented a new word:
plagiarism.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes standing still?
still no eye deer
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Now thatās some quality dad jokes!
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Yesterday while the family were together and the topic of dad jokes came up, my sister asks my 7 year old daughter what āa dad jokeā is. To which my daughter confidently replied:
āItās a joke that is so bad that it is good.ā
Apparently sheād read that it in a book!
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What do you call an Irishwoman with a bad squint?
Eileen
What do you call an Irishwoman with only one foot?
Also Eileen
What do you call an Irishwoman with two feet?
Noleen
What do you call an Irishman who has lost his legs below the knee?
Niel
What do you call an Irishman who owns a spade?
Doug
What do you call an Irishman who doesnāt own a spade?
Douglas
What do you call an Irish sheep shearer?
Shaun
What do you call an Irish rice farmer?
Paddy
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