He’ll nab your mouse, track mud on your screen… leave you a message, deliver you memes?
Play video games with a desktop buddy who will attack you if you poke him.
Fill out spreadsheets while your screen fills up with instances of Goose Notepad.
Remember this from the past well same concept this Desktop goose.
Desktop Destroyer Game
Those were the days. Having fun with the little desktop thingies for 5 minutes, followed by how the fuck do you delete this thing and your dad asking why his credit card has been billed.
My dad showed me desktop destroyer on his work pc and no credit cards where charged.
It was a joke dude 
… some of those things were kak dodgy back in the day. Like some lightie clicks the wrong thing and it’s all over
But just to be clear… desktop destroyer wasn’t one of them.
Please do share the ones you know was dodgy.
But indeed that was the days of being able to find weird sites. Think of it today when is the last time you have run across a strange site.
I wasn’t taking notes.
Maybe I’m thinking of those desktop companion things and not these.
But if I could go back to those days I would. You and I are about the same age, we both experienced the golden age of the internet.
hahah that 3d dancing girls 
Also the 3d clock/fireplace screensaver was the shis.
Had to get rid of that for one of my dads friends once. He swears he didn’t know how it got there.
Shit I completely forgot about those. And that Bonzi Buddy kak as well
Wtf is bonzi buddy?
Translation- I got it off my Dad’s PC. I swear I didn’t know how it got there.
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Ok maybe my internet golden age was goldener than yours
hahah clearly
I LOVED HIM!
Hey I remember that.
good old days of Desktop destroyer