Greets
Good morning everyone
Et Tues, Brute?
Welcome to my chaos - I have bad news - what time do you have to be at the office
Add at least another 20mins to the drive in Main road/ Campsground Road. Thanks to fecking varsity college.
You are about a 5min walk from my office - so at least you can walk here and watch cricket
Morning people of the palace - chaos started early today
Greetings and salutations!
Sawubona kunjani?
Good morning everyone.
Morning people of the palace
Wish me luck, long meeting with a person that I don’t wanna do
If you don’t wanna do the person, don’t do the person.
And luckily she got distracted and so far we have avoided the meeting!
Best kind of meeting
The even better part is she is not coming in to the office as of tomorrow until the 20th!
Halloos everyone
just peaking in to say hi
Hey there. How you doing these days?
I normally change my Whatsapp hand emojis to my own hand colour. I aint no Lego mini-fig, so don’t like yellow.
But tonight is the first time I used the handshake emoji, and Whatsapp actually is so WOKE! *
MEW has some catching up to do!
* I still dont know what woke actually means, it just felt like I should contribut to the argument. I actually like the options Whatsapp is presenting!
I keep meaning to change mine, but then forget for the next few months, then just, meh, whatever… (Do smiley’s have different colours too? Or just tha hands?)
I’ll try to remember to change my morning wave for tomorrow.
Original smiley emojis, no.
But anything under “People and Body” on here YES!:
Appropriately the heart and lungs are the same, regardless of skin colour!
On Whatsapp:
Weirdly, vampires, elves and mermaids (merpeople ) can be different colours, but not zombies… They are stuck as green And genies are blue.
I had a thought while in the shower…
If you go to a restaurant and order some food, subsequently eat that food, at the end of your visit you receive a bill. This is essentially providing a service on credit as you are consuming the good prior to any payment with the expectation that you will be charged at a later time. So what’s to stop you from effectively getting up and walking out and having the restaurant charge you for payment at a later date or time?
The same can be said for petrol, they’re putting the fuel in your vehicle prior to payment. Doctors typically follow this practice too, along with many other forms of providers and services.
Of course, I am by no means condoning this behaviour, I simply stating that you should be well within your means or reasoning to say to the provider, “put it on my account” or “invoice me”.
Strange world we live in.
It’s grammatically incoherent, is what it is.