Embarrassing moments

Figured it would be good to share our most embarrasing moments within the privacy of the entire interwebs.

I’ll Start

  1. In 2010 I worked for a well known mountain bike race organizer who is also a family friend. We where on the back of his bakkie and I as picking batches of boards up and passing them to him. We got into a rhythm and as we finished the boards he put his hand out for more. Instead of saying we are out of boards I for some reason grabbed his hand and held it for a second. We where both incredibly shocked to say the least.

  2. I told my friends wife that if you circumcise a male pig it is Halaal. She made bangers and mash for our next Lodge meeting and proudly announced the pork sausages where Halaal. The dining hall erupted with laughter. She turned around and put the blame on me.

  3. In school I hooked up with two friends (at different times) and used to sms them. One Friday evening I sent one of those “hey thinking of you” type messages to the one, too lazy to type another one out I copied and pasted it to the other. Little did I know they where having a sleep over at the ones house.

  4. I accidentally whatsapped a query of my commission slip to the staff group and not manager like I thought I had done.

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I was dating a girl at University. She was in the same hostel as my ex that I dated for years, so that was already awkward.
I took the girl for a movie… and it was very pleasant! She had her drivers test the next morning, and the gentleman that I am, I offered that she could drive back in my car and I will give her a few tips.

I parked next to those huge pillars in a mall parking.
I have NO idea what she was thinking, but as she started to reverse she immediately yanked the steering wheel and started to turn.

Scraped the paint off of my whole bumper… Needless to say, I dropped her off and never saw her again.

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