Offbeat . . . Off Topic

I really enjoy Fortnite. The game ‘turnover’ is so fast so if you get killed then it’s not even a minute and you’re in another game. Going to be playing it every night this weekend at 8pm starting tomorrow so join in and we can team it like we did with @DieGrootHammer and @Pr0fPyr0 (We can only do 4 per team though). I’m on PS4 (ENT1TYZA) but pc can cross platform by adding us PS players to your friends list in your Epic Games Launcher. Will be on Discord.

@Wyvern @czc

@FriedPet I saw you added me.

:sunglasses:

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Remind me again tonight to add you

https://www.facebook.com/puggysmallsofficial/videos/2042176419327658/

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will Def jump on and play a bit

I’m doing an online query, and got this message after submitting my message:

THANK YOU
We’ve received your message and will be in touch in two (or three) shakes of a lamb’s tail.

So it’s actually a unit of time:

In case you are wondering, yes, “shake” is a recognized unit of time. At the time of the first atomic bomb, scientists needed a term for an interval of time equal to 10 nanoseconds. Since two shakes of a lamb’s tail is very quick, scientists coined the word “shake” to describe this unit of time

Is it unfair of me to expect a reply within 30 nanoseconds?

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Not at all. I concur on your calculations

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So IT Luminaries was in again to “try” and fix our scan function on our printer… turns out it was something so simple that they had to change and it took Mr Luminary weeks of trying and looking at the wrong place…

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Yea that sounds about right!

It was a gateway issue that the idiot forgot to change a setting on… like really…

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bwahahahaha eks jammer Wenz - ma ja dis gewoonlik iets stupid soos dit

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I be tireds now. Soon we’ll have our long weekend. Soon.

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Its still a whole day away - and I am struggling!

Same here Wyv. Same here.

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Suppose I shouldn’t say we just got an email saying we can leave at 12 tomorrow :slight_smile:

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My boss is an ass, if we are lucky we will leave at 3 or 4. and that is a big ass if.

As it is, he just double parked behind someone because they parked on his parking bay. . .

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You lucky bastard. That never happens here.

It’s never happened before. I think someone made a mistake. Something will probably happen that will make me stay later anyway.

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I like to fuck with my employees. A lot of them took tomorrow off. so I just told the rest that didn’t take off they can have the day off without the need to take a leave day. Just to spite the other fuckers.

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See I could work for you. That is the kind of thing I applaud!

yeah, the only problem is the ones I gave off are those model employees who refuse to ever take off.

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