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flip i put one picture of my new niece on facebook and now, ppl want to know when im having one…

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ja coffee is mos a natural laxative vir party mense

Weirdly trigger koffie nie dit nie maar die melk maak my naar

en ek kon jou se - jy is nuut getroud - sit baba foto enige plek en almal gaan vra waar is joune

Ja i know maar nogsteeds.
party mense het geen skaamte nie.

instead of just accepting its not mine… moet hulle nou weet wanneer kom myne en hoekom wil ek nie he nie en dan moet ek luister oor hoe leeg my lewe en my oudag gaan wees as ek nie kinders het nie of ek gaan myself oor a paar jaar verwyt as ek nie nou kinders het nie. of (en die een LOVE ek) wie gaan nou jou kyk as jy oud is, dis warvoor kinders daar is… (uhm nee, ek sal na myself kyk thanks) ugh

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It was SNL. The Undercover Office Potty.

Can’t get YT to play SNL clips here, so link to random other site: https://www.metatube.com/en/videos/404718/SNL-Undercover-Office-Potty/

AHHHHH!!! Coudln’t remember exactly. You are right yeah!
Was so damn epic! Laughed a bit more than I probably should’ve

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Bwahahaha nou add net hoekom wil jy nie date nie, en wil jy nie trou nie ens by dai lys - ek kry dit gereeld

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Same, although it does get a bit rough towards the end…

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Ok laat ek Midrand toe verkas vir klas, kom ons hoop verkeer is nie te erg nie

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Haha. Geez Flex :grin: lol

Eating plain toast slices slowly is said to help kill the hunger a bit.

Haha, I got caught in the rain during my run. :cloud_with_rain:

My brain just put these 2 things together in the weirdest way.

“I got caught in the run eating toast slowly”

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Yea that is why I do marmite on toast when sick , hoping i can keep it in

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Great stuff. Hope you start feeling better soon.

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Wen your eegerly awaiting a prize drop from the onlyn retailer, end you go back daely just to see if its droped yet…

My current situation, as I have not yet actually bought my 30th b-day gift for myself.

Aaand good morning. Have a good one :+1:

Morning everyone

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Happy Wednesday! (or at least I can pretend)

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greetings !!

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