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Really? It’s irrational? Didn’t realize that what with Wenz taking a vacuum cleaner to the things…

But - as a show of respect to you Wyv, I will not post anymore spider pics to this forum. I’ll confine them to personal Watsapps. :slight_smile:

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Dammit @SIGSTART - ruining my moment

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See i cant even do what she did - that is too close!

I normally just scream and run away and get other people to catch and release.

If it goes missing tho that is when the ideas of burning the house down comes to mind

Thank you for hiding the pics @SIGSTART

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Ok just to be clear when is the worst time to send spider pics to your phone? Asking for a friend.

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i dont vacuum them the husband does, i take no chances of having that thing jump on me… i stand a distance away ready to run and then laugh at the husband hystarically if something goes wrong

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They don’t jump ffs

huntsman spider do jump

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I see I will have to block you on whatsapp now!

The pounce or spring a tiny bit.
They’re also known to plant explosives and don machetes in extreme cases.

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i have a video of a giant one we had to get rid of a couple of years ago, i just need to edit the sound out then i will post it(no need for hearing my hysterical musings)

I’m just trying to dispel the myth of them jumping clean across the room with the sole intent of killing you.

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You have a watsapp

hahahaha :rofl:

Can we rather not just talk about booze or anything else?

no leave the audio in :slight_smile:

@Murph here have a beer

images

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Good idea

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Boobs.

/10 char

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Yes i win due to boobs

Shout if you need a hand in Victor Vran

Ill probably grab it for the long weekend.