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Morning everyone

managed to get about two hours sleep and no idea why.

Thats bad.

Good Morning everyone

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Greetings

Fckn cape town traffic :rage::rage::rage::rage::rage::rage:

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Did I forget to send the traffic warning to you?!

CAPE TOWN N1 LANE CLOSURE
FRIDAY 4 MAY 2018 LANE CLOSURES TO TAKE NOTE OF:

Motorists can expect Heavy Delays on the N1, due to critical roadworks tomorrow (4 May 2018).

INBOUND TRAFFIC:
Inbound Fast Lane Closure for Road Resurfacing Operations in the fast lane between Plattekloof & Jip de Jager.
One Lane Closed from 09h00 to 19h00

Inbound Fast Lane Closure for Road Marking Operations after the Durban Road Inbound On-Ramp to Jip de Jager.
One Lane Closed from 09h00 to 19h00

Inbound Fast Lane Closure for N1 - 3rd Lane Construction between Old Oak and the Durban Road Inbound Off-Ramp.
One Lane Closed from 09h00 to 19h00

OUTBOUND TRAFFIC:
Outbound Fast Lane Closure for road resurfacing operations in the fast lane between Plattekloof & Jip de Jager.
One Lane Closed from 09h00 to 15h00

Outbound Auxiliary Lane Closure for Road Resurfacing Operations between Plattekloof & Jip de Jager.
One Lane Closed from 09h00 to 15h00

Outbound Slow Lane Durban Road Off-Ramp for the Removal of Barriers.
One Lane Closed from 09h00 to 15h00

have you guys had much striking? I saw on the security groups they burned a truck in CT

Morning all

Takealot has a 20% off promo code going (I’ll link to Lonthor’s site where I saw it).
http://www.cheapgamer.co.za/20-off-takealot-promo-code/

I decided to use my ebucks and get myself a Samsung 960 EVO 500GB Nvme drive, which will replace my current SSD which will go into Skapie’s PC, and then her SSD will go into her ancient laptop to see if we can get some more speed out of the thing.

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Yep but not near me, the main ones are in Mitchellsplain and luckily no where near it

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Awesome start to the day - GM phones me and breaks my balls and insists on a meeting when he gets here.

Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil

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You can do it!!!

Why is he on your case

I have no idea. Something about rental vehicles and some or other system- I was like wtf are you on about

Thanks a million!

I was now able to buy the keyboard that I wanted as well as studs that I wanted even before I got my earlobes pierced!

:facepunch:t3::+1:t3::grinning:

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Dont you just love days like that - eejits driving you mental

May the 4th be with you

My friends are getting married today. They’re gonna do the ceremony/reception when more people can attend, they just wanted to get married on May the 4th.

I gotta find a woman like that… lol

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i was stuck on the stellenbosch arterial for almost an hour this morning robots are always broken on 35th avenue (dangerous as hell area), eventually had to detour and go via de la rey road then francie van zijl

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Eish dude, I avoid that road like the plague - never feel safe

I leave for one day and suddenly people are wanting to date lesbian pelicans who kidnap children… or did i get that wrong?

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I am honestly just as confuzzled as you

That is correct. And new members have to send @Solitude a selfie

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