For posterity and legal reasons, let it be know that it was Wyvern who wanted to turn my peaceful vegan commune into an horrific death cult.
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I think that as long as you guys use enough salt everything will be fine.
Cant blame me, we all prefer to have meat than just veggies
You’re not coming? Why not?
I decided to go Vegan over Christmas.
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Whats wrong with being Vegan? I’ve lost 25 kg, only one tooth has fallen out and I can’t remember anything else.
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Priest: ‘Before we submit this man’s body to earth, his brother would like to say a few words.’
Brother (tearfully): ‘I’m vegan’
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Also if anyone’s really a vegan, I’m just joking around. I love those vegan crossfit vaping memes. 
Have you ever watched Awaken with JP on Youtube?
No, will have to google it tonight. 
We cant be friends anymore :S
He spoofs the whole life guru thing (so well sometimes that people think he’s real), so watch his vegan episode. It’s hilariously accurate.
Edit-- and his gluten episode is a classic
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hehehehe its ok I will still feed you beer - the fridge is here
Is it gluten free beer?
Which apparently is real thing now.
If someone gives you gluten free beer, cut them out your life!! Do not ever talk to them ever again.
Worst thing is it’s actually real. It’s like the perfect thing for Cape Town beer hipsters.
