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Is that the right way to cook a Vegan?

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Yeah I thought they go in the pan for about 7 minutes a side and then put them on an espetada fork

Its the only way

Last couple months Iā€™ve had veggie chicken burgers patties which I swore were chicken after I was shown the box / Quinoa (sp?) meatballs, again, fooled completely and sausage rolls which turned out to be tofu after I raved how delicious they were and a cheesecake that included dates and spinach but tasted like minty and vanilla heaven. Itā€™s crazy

Oky, I canā€™t figure out to embed a .gifv in discourse so it will appear the same way as a normal .gif

If anyone figures it out, let a brother know please.

I cant Tofu, I have had a few really bad versions that was just gross

But I cant wait to eat here - portions are just bull tho - tiny

Beer Board

Wild West-Coast Oyster | Lardo | Scorched Lemon
Smoked Mackerel Pate | Horseradish Cream | Sourdough
Slow cooked Pork Croquette | Apple Cider Chutney | Celeriac
Spiced Lamb Riblets | Cumin, Lemon and Parsley Yogurt
Beer Battered Button Mushrooms | Spicy Mayo | Lemon

MAINS / OFF THE SMOKER to select 2 options

Snoek Braai | Apricot and Mustard Glaze | Corn Salsa
Wood Roasted Whole Chicken | Cauliflower Puree | Homemade Hot Sauce
Smoked Pork Belly |Butternut Puree | Beer Braised Onions | Crackling
Slow Cooked Lamb Shoulder | Parsnip Puree | Rosemary Salsa Verde
Potato Gnocchi | Garden Pesto | Summer Squash | Peas | Semi Dried Tomatoes (V)

SIDES ā€“ To select 3 options

Todayā€™s Garden Salad | Herb Vinaigrette
ā€œBraaibroodjieā€ | Beer Cheese| Smoked Tomato | Onion Marmalade
Thick-Cut Potato Chips | Garlic Aioli
Grilled Cabbage Slaw | Sour Cream
Beef Fat Mashed Potato
Grilled Spring Vegetables | Salsa Verde

Desserts ā€“ On a large platter to share

Dark Chocolate Mousse | Dulce de Leche | Macerated Orange | Hazelnut Praline
Old Fashioned Milk Tart | Amarula | Coffee Ice Cream
Baked Cheesecake | Lemon CrĆØme Fraiche | Pineapple Ice Cream | Shortbread Macerated Strawberries | Basil | Balsamic | Whipped Mascarpone

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Still just a normal .gif though, which will sometimes be fine, but .gif files are sometimes huge which is annoying.

Mister soup seemed to have figured out a workaround of sorts though

Iā€™d eat that whole menu except the snoek ā€¦ you capeys can keep that shit :stuck_out_tongue:

Iā€™ve had beer cheese, divine stuff

Snoek is a strong flavour.

Just about home time.

All the fish related stuff I dont eat at all :stuck_out_tongue:
The beer battered mushrooms are amazeballs

What is with all the system edits I seem to get?

When you link a picture the system then stores it locally and edits the picture address so that in the future there are no dead picture links.

A okay was thinking I did something wrong.

Morninā€™ all!

Iā€™m back at home, but still have the American team to drive around for the next 4 or 5 weeks, so I wonā€™t be checking in every day, but Iā€™ll be around.

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Dude did you get your ss gift?

Morning people. Saturday but I have work to do.

Iā€™m already workingā€¦ Been doing so for more than an hour already. :frowning:

I also worked this morning if it makes you guys feel any better.

@DieGrootHammer How was your concert?