The 10,000 Best Forum Posts on the Internet Right Now! (Part 1)

Usually “fuckoff motta i have work to do” does the trick.

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trust me she is one emotional wreck so I cant use that kind of thing - trust me I tried

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Trust you twice??? That means don’t trust you. Alright then I wont!

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I’ve had success with just letting them talk while I continue to work. When they pause like they’re waiting for a response, or start asking “Are you listening?”, say “Oh, sorry, I didn’t hear. I’m very busy right now”

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Or just politely remove yourself from that space.

“I’m sorry, I currently have a lot on my plate and I am trying to focus on getting X done. Could we perhaps catch up later?” … or never.

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She doesnt work with me ironically, she works next door and has decided I am her best friend.

Now my best friend lives in kzn I haven’t seen her in a few years and that drives me nuts. But we don’t need to speak daily for us to be friends.
this girl just has decided we are friends, she is all nice and all but Im antisocial - its to much for me to cope with

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Just make sure you never take your fingers off your keyboard. Look at your monitor. If you take your attention away from your PC, you’re showing you’re interested in what she’s saying.

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Send SOS we phone. I tell there is avalanche in back yard.

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Howdy y’all!

This is classic emotional manipulation. If you want to make me extremely angry you must try crap like that on me.

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I’m the exact same way. Guilt trips are the perfect way to ensure you will not get what you want from me.

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Yeah, I reckon thats a classic way to get someone to dig their heels in.

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As you so ably demonstrated

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si señor

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on a shtick

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Mello everyone. I am still alive!

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Is it just me or does it feel like the season has changed, pretty much over night?

The past two mornings I have woken up and it’s been rather fresh and the ground outside has been very cold under my feet. Not to mention it seems to be darker now when I wake up. Just feels strange as we’re still in February.

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Hahaha we have a month of intermediate weather left, by April/Easter the rain should start.

But yea, it gets darker earlier at night again. Im not complaining, this is my fav time of year, the weather is just perfection - not too hot nor too cold.

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Oh man, I had the worst headache ever today. Plus was at work until 19:00 for a teams meeting that was ‘only’ supposed to be one hour.

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It’s bouncing back and forth this side

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Morning

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