The 10,000 Best Forum Posts on the Internet Right Now! (Part 1)

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They collect our bins at the weirdest hours, last week it was something stupid apparently like 4:30am. Today was 9:30. We never know. At least they are not begging for xmas bonuses…

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And we’re still waiting for ours to be collected. Though the bins have all been raided and left in a mess.

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Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosa

family is working on my last nerve today

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i find what calms me down…is playing with boobies. Just 30 seconds or so… plup plup, squeeze squeeze, wobble wobble. ahhh zen.
I think this is advice EVERYONE can take advantage, ladies included. you don’t even have to bother someone ELSE for your calm.

problem solved!

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I’ve never understood how women can have them and NOT play with them all day. So calming and theraputic.

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until you live with them 24/7 it doesn’t fecking calm you down, they are a fecking pain in the fecking back

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see…that just means you don’t play with them enough. the more you play with them and hold them, the less your back/shoulders are holding them!

MY LOGIC IS PERFECT!

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My manager saw my tats yesterday he was like wow hahha,

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poor choice of words considering the previous half dozen or so posts :sweat_smile:

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I’d go tits before tats every time. No debate.

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Urgh… nothing like having a big exco meeting right before going on leave to motivate you, for what could potentially be one of our biggest clients, Stefanutti Stocks. Will be interesting to see how this unravels over the coming weeks.

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I’d have tats before tits tbh.

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Good luck, we have avoided working with them, they are to big :stuck_out_tongue: aka to expensive

woooooooooooooooooooooooosa I am applying for permission to moer the lawyers. again

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Permission granted

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Thanks they want me to fica clients asap, but they once again haven’t given me any of the information that I NEED

I should add, I even created a check list for them to make sure they send me all the required info . . . .

edit
2 hours later, still waiting for the URGENT info . . . . (according to them

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Ok so urgent obviously means 2 different things to them than to me. I was told the work is urgent, I rushed home from visiting a friend, started the work, realised they didn’t send half the info needed. Now not a word from them since. . . .

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Get your “After hours, Urgent work fee” invoice ready. Lawyers bill for every minute, every action. So should you. At premium rates!

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They’re great for having on site, though. We’ve got them as permanent contractors for discard handling, and big you quickly need a machine for a small job, the contract owner won’t charge you much. The trouble is getting them on site first, those P&G’s will kill you.

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Very tempting, Im just happy I refused to go to their office and sit there whilst waiting for info. I did that last week and I feel bad for charging someone R200 an hour for me sitting around waiting on them to give info.

At least at home I got to play Minecraft whilst waiting.

They normally overbid for all our projects we submitted. so just meh on them :stuck_out_tongue:

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