The custom title to end all titles

And so, leaving the best for last, the biggest of Hammers request that I also get a community chosen title. Please feel free to choose anything, I have no shame.

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In honour of Infinity War:

Die Storm Breker

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“i have no shame”

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  • I Love MEWsic
  • You be the nail
  • Liewe Ouers!
  • Daddy MEW / MEW Daddy
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“I’ve got a graph for that!”

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This is not a drill

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Steven Seagul

Die funky hoender

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Hold on I’ll pull some stats

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Mphe Di Hoenor

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Where’s the broken heart icon when you need one?

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Right, some awesome title suggestion. Perhaps I’ll keep it open for a little while longer and then put up the poll

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Papa Bear
Sexy Hoender
Graphs make me Graphic

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mmm…reading the title. if we give you one does that mean all our titles go away?

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Metaphorically.

So I’ll add the poll in a few minutes.

Just graph me

Kerbal Spreadsheet Program

Right, here is the poll for my new title

  • Die Storm Breker
  • i have no shame
  • I Love MEWsic
  • You be the nail
  • Liewe Ouers!
  • Daddy MEW
  • MEW Daddy
  • I’ve got a graph for that!
  • This is not a drill
  • Steven Seagul
  • Die funky hoender
  • Hold on I’ll pull some stats
  • Mphe Di Hoenor
  • Papa Bear
  • Sexy Hoender
  • Graphs make me Graphic
  • Just graph me
  • Kerbal Spreadsheet Program

0 voters

Preferential voting has given us a tie, no option has secured the crucial 50% needed for automatic winner status, thus in accordance to true democratic voting protocol, a further vote is required. Unfortunately, the poll doesn’t allow for true preferential voting, so I need to revert to first-past-the-post voting for the final result.

New poll then for the final vote is here:

  • Hold on I’ll pull some stats
  • I’ve got a graph for that!
  • Kerbal Spreadsheet Program

0 voters

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And that’s it. The democratic process is completed. We have a winner with a majority vote of 53%, thus ticking the boxes for a fair voting referendum.i will change my title accordingly.

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