Hopefully youāre an exception to the norm, thenā¦
Example: Iām looking at a boxed to see if it has requirement A. A salesguy walks up, asks if I need help. I say āNo, Iām just checking to see if this thing does āAāā. Salesguy grabs the box, and starts reading it, looking to see if it has the requirement.
Thank you, you have just implied I am unable to read. If you knew the products on your shelf, and said āOh yes, it doesā or āno it doesnātā, fine, but donāt start reading from scratch when Iām already half way down the specifications.
Or I was looking for rubber LED holders at an electronics supply store. Salesguy walks up, āCan I help you find something?ā
āIām looking for rubber LED holdersā
āSorry, we donāt have thoseā
Just then, I see chrome LED holders, which are essentially rubber LED holders with a bit of extra bling that is removable. I point at them, āThen what are these?ā
āThose are chrome LED holdersā, with a tone that Iām the idiot.
I roll my eyes, grab them off the rack, and walk away shaking my head.
Then thereās my personal favourite. Back in the day, blank CD-Rs used to be about R50 each, and were kept behind locked glass. Fine, you come and open the display case, Iāll let you have your commission. But this one day when they were on sale, I saw a big box of them laying in the middle of the floor. Iāve bought them before, so I knew it was 2 5-packs in a smaller brown box. So as Iām picking up my first two smaller boxes, a salesguy follows me from the home theatre section.
SG: āGetting some CDs?ā
M: āYupā
SG: āMemorex, hey?ā
M: āNope, verbatimā
SG: āIām pretty sure theyāre memorexā
At this point, I just want another single 5-pack, so I open a smaller box, take out the 5-pack, point it at his face, and say āNope! Verbatim!ā
I start walking towards the cashier.
SG: āIāll ring you up over hereā
M: āNah, Iāll just take it to the cashierā as Iām already on my way
SG: āIt doesnāt take any longerā
M: āNah, Iām fineā
Iām already in the software section at this point
SG yells so the whole store can hear: āWe work on commission you know!ā
M yell back: āI know!ā
My friend saw the guy stomp his foot, turn around, and storm off.
(ya, I was a jerk, I know).
Then there was the time I bought a new car. The salesguy gave me attitude the whole time. There was a 3 week wait for the car. He kept calling me, asking me to come put down another payment so he could hit his end of the month target, which would be a 45 minute drive each way (the guy in the finance department was on my side with this one). He called twice saying theyāve got a different colour. I told him time and time again the colour was non-negotiable.
Soā¦ I put all this down on the ārate our serviceā survey once everything was signed, etcā¦
As Iām getting into my new car, one of the management came out and started giving me flak for not giving them 5 starsā¦