What would Elon Musk name you?

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To poke a bit of fun at the ridiculous name Elon Musk and his girlfriend gave to their child someone created a website where you can see what Elon would name you (along with it’s meaning) - What would Elon name you?

Here’s the context:

On May 7, 2018, Musk and Canadian musician Grimes revealed that they had begun dating.[383][384][385] On January 8, 2020, Grimes announced that she was pregnant with their first child.[386][387] Grimes gave birth to a son on May 4, 2020.[388][389] According to Musk and Grimes, his name was “X Æ A-12” (pronounced “Ex Ash A Twelve”[390] or “Ex Aye Eye”[391]), however the name was deemed illegal under California law, because it contained characters that are not in the modern English alphabet,[392] and was then changed to “X Æ A-Xii”

Here’s my name according to Elon:

G Rλ H-4M

And the supposed meaning:

  • G: unit of mass 1/1000th of a kilogram
  • Rλ: US based company which specializes in products marketed to gamers
  • H-4M: protein-coding gene in the species Homo sapiens
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#2

That is an awesome website. Well done to the dev.

J λ-N

  • J: SI unit of energy, work and amount of heat
  • λ-N: article

Don’t know what’s up with that λ-N meaning, but I am very happy with a lambda in my name.

As for my handle…

S ιGST A-R7

  • S: SI unit of time, defined as 9 192 631 770 periods of the ground-state hyperfine transitions of caesium-133
  • ιGST: municipal district of the city of Wiesbaden in Hesse, Germany
  • A-R7: protein-coding gene in the species Homo sapiens
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#3

Z1Φ-C

Z: letter of the Latin alphabet
1: natural number
Φ-C: Romance language

Perfect

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#4

AπT-0N
A: estimated period of time for the Earth’s orbit around the Sun and observed at a fixed geographic point, lasting about 365.25 days on average to the nearest half day; base later modified to define or adjust various calendars
π: ratio of the circumference of a circle to its diameter
T-0N:

TΞCHTHI-3F
T: day of the week
ΞCHTH: genus of insects
I-3F:

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#5

G R Ξ-6

  • G: unit of mass 1/1000th of a kilogram
  • R: The electrical resistance variable
  • Ξ-6: highway in Sweden and Norway

G RΞGR E-DD

  • G: unit of mass 1/1000th of a kilogram
  • RΞGR: protein-coding gene in the species Homo sapiens
  • E-DD: doctoral degree

Doctoral degree is better than a Nordic highway I guess.

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#6

M ΨR F-L3

M: SI unit of
ΨR: language in Pakistan (as national and official) and India (as offcial and co-official).
F-L3: Italian railway line

I’m underwhelmed

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#7

aka U πDΞRWHΞL M-3D

Or, in more traditional dad joke vein…

“Hi U πDΞRWHΞL M-3D, I’m D λ-D.”

:grinning:

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#8

A πGE-L4 - My full name Angela

  • A: estimated period of time for the Earth’s orbit around the Sun and observed at a fixed geographic point, lasting about 365.25 days on average to the nearest half day; base later modified to define or adjust various calendars
  • πG: sovereign state in West Africa
  • E-L4: cell line

A π G-13 - Angie What most people call me

  • A: estimated period of time for the Earth’s orbit around the Sun and observed at a fixed geographic point, lasting about 365.25 days on average to the nearest half day; base later modified to define or adjust various calendars
  • π: ratio of the circumference of a circle to its diameter
  • G-13: strain of cannabis

I prefer Angie lol

Wyvern
W ΨV E-RN

  • W: capital and one of nine States of Austria
  • ΨV: university in Valencia, Spain
  • E-RN: scientific article
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#9

S TΞ F-4N

  • S: SI unit of time, defined as 9 192 631 770 periods of the ground-state hyperfine transitions of caesium-133
  • TΞ: Dravidian language
  • F-4N: upgrade of the F-4B carrier-based fighter aircraft

And also:
D IEGRꝎTHλM M-3R

  • D: unit of time lasting 24 hours, derived from the period of Earth’s rotation about its axis
  • IEGRꝎTHλM:
  • M-3R: protein-coding gene in the species Mus musculus

Uh…so not a lot of meaning there it seems.

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#11

An example of a large pork dish?

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#12

E Xλ V-14 (my special name)

  • E: one of the four cardinal directions
  • Xλ: chemical compound
  • V-14: quadrangle on Venus

D RλGΦ N-1C

  • D: unit of time lasting 24 hours, derived from the period of Earth’s rotation about its axis
  • RλGΦ: Wikimedia disambiguation page
  • N-1C: road in Luxembourg
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#13

W ΞR N-3R

  • W: capital and one of nine States of Austria
  • ΞR: sovereign state in the Horn of Africa
  • N-3R: neighborhood of Philadelphia in Philadelphia County, Pennsylvania, United States

Seems like I’m spread quite thin across the world…

F λRLιGΦPPTRΞ D-3N

  • F: day of the week
  • λRLιGΦPPTRΞ:
  • D-3N:

Doesn’t seem like Elon would’ve named me my forum name at all. Only 1 character exists in his baby name book. :frowning:

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#14

O LT M-4N

  • O: chemical element with symbol O and atomic number 8
  • LT: sovereign state in Northeastern Europe
  • M-4N:

Apparently they could not come up with a cool explanation for “man”… like, opposite of woman… male… dude… anything?

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#15

M ιC H-4L

  • M: SI unit of length
  • ιC: Autonomous community of Spain
  • H-4L: cell line

C Z-C

  • C: chemical element with symbol C and atomic number 6; common element of all known life
  • Z-C: researcher

C ZΞCHCRΨSλ D-3R

  • C: chemical element with symbol C and atomic number 6; common element of all known life
  • ZΞCHCRΨSλ:
  • D-3R: protein-coding gene in the species Mus musculus
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