Good morning everyone. Lunch time.
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Ah, the humble hobbits and their love for many breakfasts! 
You see, dear friend, hobbits are not like your average folk. They reside in the cozy, rolling hills of the Shire, where life is simple, and the pace is leisurely. Their love for breakfast is legendary, and here’s why:
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Farming Heritage: Hobbits are deeply connected to the land. Their ancestors were skilled farmers, tilling the fertile soil and growing all manner of crops. Breakfast, my dear reader, is a celebration of the earth’s bounty. Each morning, they rise with the sun, eager to partake in the fruits of their labor.
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Elevenses: Ah, the magical hour of elevenses! It falls somewhere between breakfast and lunch, and hobbits take it very seriously. Picture this: a rustic wooden table laden with freshly baked bread, butter, honey, cheese, and perhaps a slice of ham. And of course, a steaming cup of tea or coffee. It’s a moment of quiet indulgence, a pause in the day’s rhythm.
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Second Breakfast: Yes, you read that right. Hobbits don’t settle for just one breakfast. After elevenses, they proceed to second breakfast. It’s like hitting the “refresh” button on the morning. More bread, more cheese, perhaps a poached egg this time. And maybe a slice of apple pie because, well, why not?
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The Hobbiton Lifestyle: Hobbits live in cozy, round houses with thatched roofs. Their gardens overflow with vegetables, herbs, and flowers. They value comfort, community, and the simple pleasures of life. Breakfast is a communal affair—a time to gather with family and friends, share stories, and savor the flavors of the day.
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Adventure Awaits: Now, you might wonder why hobbits need so much sustenance. Well, my friend, it’s because they’re secretly adventurous souls. Beneath their plump exteriors lies a yearning for the unknown. When the call to adventure comes (and it always does), they want to be well-fed and ready. After all, you can’t face dragons or journey to distant lands on an empty stomach!
So, next time you visit the Shire, join the hobbits for breakfast. You’ll find warmth, laughter, and perhaps a third or fourth meal of the day. And remember, in hobbit culture, there’s no such thing as too many breakfasts! 
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Morning all. Another no water start to the day here 
. I guess the only thing we can do is just…
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Not that it helps, but just know that we in the North Cape have been dealing with that type of shit forever now.
This was supposed to have been fixed in November last year already, after it had been affecting us the entirety of last year.
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Happy Pi Day!
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Friday on deck!!
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Good morning everyone. Lunch time.
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Good morning everyone.
I hope you all survived the Ides of March unscathed.
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Greets to the Peeps.
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All aboard for Sunday 
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Good morning everyone.
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Well bottle my beets and shiver my timbers! Good afternoon all. It has been a hectic start to the week.
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Got a week’s leave coming up this week. Time to play!!!
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Yeah same, however, I just got gifted a craptonne of work with a deadline of the 5th April.
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It’s Tuesday. Party on! (Am I doing it right?)
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Good Morning ya’ll.
Finally finished up with some work around 23h00 and handed it over just to be told “We can’t use this, this doesn’t help us, etc.”
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Good morning everyone.
Had a different experience. I’ve been writing summaries for the HAZOPs I’ve been doing. Boss never bothered looking at them. The last HAZOP the guys were like this is cool, can you expand on it a bit more, it will be great for the investors. Now he is nervous about every summary that gets written.
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Humpday high fives all round! 
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Good morning everyone.
Hey guys, question about a place called Hyperion Dev. Does anyone know how legit they are? The bosses son wants to do a career change and is asking about them.
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What a busy day. My first experience as a parent-screaming-from-the-sidelines-at-athletics day. They made it fun for the Grade R’s and the parents got a chance to do a 60m sprint at the end as well. I was the only dad with a 5-year-old on his back doing the race. And I didn’t come last!
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