I currently know how to do the following things:
@discobot start new user
Starts one of the following interactive narratives: new user, advanced user.
@discobot roll 2d6
3, 6
@discobot quote
Carry out a random act of kindness, with no expectation of reward, safe in the knowledge that one day someone might do the same for you ā Princess Diana
@discobot fortune
You may rely on it
Oh lord who told M44 we moved? That was the whole POINT of moving remember?
Also YAY Iām so happy @Mister44 is here!! Now I donāt have to feel pressured into being funny, thereās someone much better at it than me
now only hagan is left 
Iām not funny. Iām ironic in a relevant way.
See, Iām already laughing!!
or I may have low standards of comedy
Waitā¦the gif failed to load
Nah, the gif loaded.
Reallyā¦strange I see nothing on my screenā¦
Thatās what I see
Just out of interest:
With only the few of us here, we reached 310 posts in 14 days within this Off topic thread
TK over at MyG took 17 days to reach the same number of postsā¦
#StatsOfTheDay
almost afternoonings!
Hmm, Why would you say that is?
Divided attention? People posting here arenāt nearly as active on the other side anymoreā¦
I am very guilty of this actually.
Now that sounds like something @adele would sayā¦
Nah, she only greets from there. Depending on which side sheās on, Iām quite sure both are equally active.
So this is going to take some getting used to
