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How does a train eat?

Chew chew…

What does not go cheap cheap?

A dead budgie

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Ok… can be get a “boooo” button?

That is what we call DAD jokes

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I’ve heard DAD jokes before but those jokes… oh nee jirre :rofl:

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I went to the Zoo the other day with my wife.
We walked by this one cage and saw a croissant lying there in the middle on the floor.
We looked at the Zoo Keeper wanting to ask why…
Before we could ask anything he walked over to us and quietly whispered to us.

It is bread in captivity.

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Holding out your hand for some more yes?

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Also Welcome back @Beo

just trying to get more active, miss all ya’ll peeps

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We have missed you toooooooooooooo

and yes I wanna go see the christopher robin movie

Started roaming around on MyBB again recently, I rarely comment. But wow, when one does it is so toxic. always someone that knows better and has some kind of childish manner to try and prove it

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Indeed so much complaining going on there and toxic atmosphere.
Was always fun going there seeing what interesting projects and such is happening, but have not seen that in a while.

What? Seriously? Sad news man… He was such a fun guy on MyBB.

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Hey folks, if you’re struggling to use the site tonight it’s because there is planned maintenance at Digital Ocean which appears to be increasing latency.

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Morning everyone. I am planning on taking leave tomorrow. Will be the first time I’m taking off for a game launch

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What game is launching?

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F1 2018?

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Jip F1 2018 is releasing and I am beside myself of excitement!!!

Also check the gaming calendar, I’ve updated all the latest releases, and will keep everyone up to date with which games are launching when.

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Had a VW polo for 13 years, 400k on the clock, started giving massive problems. Bought my dads Toyota corrola 2009 model, half that on the clock. Eish, second hand cars!

Bye bye VW, both my kids grew up in you, you took us some amazing places with some amazing memories.

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