The 10,000 Best Forum Posts on the Internet Right Now! (Part 1)

Hi everyone, our internet is down again. I officially hate telkom. They repaired the line 3 weeks ago after we had no internet for one full week… I’m hoping we don’t have to wait that long again

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Good morning everyone.

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Morning all.

Silly question time: if I have X value and Y value, how do I determine the percentage difference?

Yes, I know, I am terrible at math.

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Assuming you started with X and that value changed to Y, it’s ((Y / X) - 1) * 100.

F’r instance if your R100 in your savings account grew to R120, it’s
a) 120/100 = 1.2
b) 1.2 - 1 = 0.2
c) 0.2 * 100 = 20%

EDIT: Also, morning, everyone. I’m knackered and broken. Spent 7 hours in the car yesterday, part of which was in terrible Jhb afternoon traffic. People in Jhb really don’t know how to drive. Also hit a pothole between work and home, so had to replace a tyre in prep for going to Jhb.

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Thanks, I’m terrible at these things.

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Morning people pf the palace have a good one

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Good morning! It’s Thursday. Did you know that Thursdays are one of the top seven of all of the days? Amazing, I know!

:smiley: :wave:

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Some people are poepols, some people are aggressive, and yes some really don’t know how to drive. Combine them all together and you have JHB traffic.

I’m driving to Rustenburg tomorrow, but thats a relatively nice drive once I get through all the traffic by Olifantsfontien road.

Good morning everyone.

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Throw in the hundreds of potholes and traffic lights not working (#ThanksEskom and rain!) and you have the perfect starting point for chaos and anarchy to reign on the Jozi roads.

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That wasn’t the issue, the occasional aggressive tailgater or poephol is common all over the place. But if you’re on the highway at 17:00, and absolutely have to drive in the two right hand lanes because you want to go quick when the two left hand lanes are completely open, you are an imbecile. I overtook hundreds of cars by driving a leisurely 100 in the second lane, while the dumb dumb were crawling at 50-60 in the two right hand lanes. People in SA really need to learn the concept of keep left, pass on the right. Don’t chill in the overtaking lane.

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And just like the stage 4->3 reduction, this one makes no difference to my outages either

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It is me anubis…

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I still get my planned 18:00 → 21:00 loadshedding. :frowning:

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Mine is again 10pm
So gatvol now

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Next week most of randburg and joburg north will also have no water for 54hrs… so i will take stage 2 for now…

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Morning all! It’s Friday. Now ain’t that a thing?!

:grinning::wave:

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That water outage is going to be insanely frustrating for a lot of people. The length of time, the number of areas affected, the huge number of people who will be without water…

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It’s going to be a smelly Joburg for a couple of days.

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Mornings!

@Solitude that is for sure. We will be filling up our bathtub so that we can at least flush the loo.

I need to find a solution for our security guards though because there is no bathtub for them…

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In Witbank we often don’t have water for a couple of hours, and sometimes the outages goes into days.

  1. Buy 5 liter jugs of drinking water at the shops. This works for coffee, drinking water, and flushing.
  2. Shower wherever you can find a working shower. I’ve bummed a shower or two at work before… At day 3 or so you start calling up friends to see if you can rent their showers. I even considered joing the gym just to go shower there. The horror.
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