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I have round eggs. I find oval eggs perplexing. :laughing:

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I’m not very fond of the french and their ways. Yet here I find myself spending most of today googling “Kadjar”

Do you know why they’ve “invented” the best perfumes?

Try the Qashqai if the French ways don’t sit well with you. Same same but different.

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Because they smell the worst?

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Well, I’m 1/4 French, so I guess that explains that!

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Meh this day is dragging by and I got some terrible news about friends of mine. Nothing life threatening, just one of them made a BIG mistake.

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Yeah very long damn day!!!

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Needed caffeine, so I bought a sachet of Ricoffy Cappuccino, Milk Tart flavour.

Milk Tart flavour my ass

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Are you looking at the 75k trade in assistance deal?

Wait, what? Where?

https://renaultspecial.co.za/renault_specials/renault-kadjar-1-2t-dynamique/?gclid=CjwKCAjw6djYBRB8EiwAoAF6oc6tJdUh_kmFtHUR-zpvRGqXrA6URVFZYOuRUpOP3r8va_mibm4UjRoCNIsQAvD_BwE#disclaimer

i was googling what the kar looked like and clicked on this and then i showed the husband lol, now he is considering this…

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Wow

RGB Power Cables

XV4jrvi

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French BO is a thing.

Dumb criminal irony.

Yesterday, a guy walks into my shop for phone repairs. I tell him I’ll have a look at it, but it’s going to cost him. Immediately after, he offers to sell said phone to me for R250 (red flags are now going off). I tell him that in order for me to buy the phone from him I need his ID and if possible, the receipt.

Minutes later, realising the mistake I had made, not holding onto the phone. I tell my sister about this, realising I goofed.

Because miracles exist, a group of guys comes to me this morning with that very phone.
Thinking on my feet and realising I cannot let this (potentially stolen device) leave my shop, I make no mention of money, but say I will have a look and let them know, what’s what.

Plan works - now I have the phone.

My Dad’s cousin is a cop here in town. I inform my sister of this coincidence/miracle, and she tells my Dad (I’m still in the shop doing work). My Dad gets in contact with cop cousin. Sends images of the phone I have to him. He sends my Dad back a corresponding image of the phone’s packaging/box.
Cop arrives at our shop alongside the owner of the phone.

I was able to return the phone to its rightful owner.

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nicely done dude

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Nice @Aeightsh!

Also morning peoples!

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Happy Wednesday or something

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greetingszzzzzzzzz

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