The 10,000 Best Forum Posts on the Internet Right Now! (Part 1)

Otherwise you need to find yourself a South African wife…

a marriage of convenience, SA passport for you and Canadian passport for the wifey

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I would take that deal, if you know… I wasn’t male, straight and married already :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

I love Canada or rather, the idea of Canada since I have never been there.

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Problem is the most that would get me is a spousal visa, which doesn’t allow you to work, and I’d still have to go back to my home country…

That, and I’m not the marrying type.

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Hahahaha
Doesn’t @Wyvern want to go to Canada?

Yes Im pimping you guys out

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I have no words…

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Think of it

We can have a big MEW wedding and it will be glorius!

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Are you paying for it?

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It doesnt cost that much if you do it at home affairs so yes, i will pay for it

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Nothing like the threat of a wedding to bring a halt to any conversation
:sweat_smile:

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Considering I am also never getting married, yea marriage talks freaks me out :stuck_out_tongue: Even if it is make-believe

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@MetalSoup wants to know which technologies.

For instance I’m a full stack .NET developer.

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aah yes, my apologies. I was busy with a long email on product updates when posting that.

  • 3 Years’ Experience in .Net Core
  • The following technologies:

o WebAPI
o React (Candidates with Angular experience will be

considered)

o Typescript
o XML
o ASP .NET MVC / Web Forms
o HTML / CSS
o JavaScript / JavaScript Frameworks (REACT) o Microsoft SQL Server
o IIS

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Ah cool, I’m perfect for that job. But won’t be switching soon, sorry.

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You’re perfect for every job.

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Haha thanks @czc, if only that was the case!

But yeah that’s a full stack .NET developer job, which is what I’ve been doing the last 10 years.

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So typical MICROSOFT stack? Most of our devs do that… Maybe we can help out in the interim? Our head office is in Centurion…

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Morning fuckers :mechanical_arm:

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You’re late!

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I know I’m sorry got busy and then I was dreaming about food and just mmmm

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I just ate my breakfast, so no dreaming for me.

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