trust me its not that - I clean that up often enough 
Its under the bathroom sink
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Lol, gmail thinks this was Swedish for some reason.
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Same bruh… keep strong and keep trucking.
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Morning
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Oh, hello.
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!Morning you sexy fuckers 
So the boss is still pissed. She asked me this morning what the agreement was with the CEO regarding the forklift. I told her I said to him I’m not going to drive it with the meds and my hand. She phoned him and asked what the agreement was he asked her how bad my injury was and she said apparently it is bad. Now she’s pissed because the truck is coming and she needs a forklift driver.
She also told me not to ask her anything and that she won’t ask me for anything ever again
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Get that in writing too. I’ll bet she’ll ask for something by the end of the week, if not the end of today. Taking bets!
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I really dislike it when businesses place such unrealistic expectations on their employees, it’s just not fair.
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It’s also not legal. @1nF4m0u5 gave his employers ample notice, and accurate and legitimate medical reasons why he would be unable to operate the forklift. More than enough time for them to have found and engaged a temporary forklift driver - I’m sure there are literally hundreds readily available and desperate to work in his area.
The boss lady can bitch and moan all she likes. If she can’t see how dangerous it would be to make him work in the current situation, she’s fucking dense and needs to be kicked to the curb herself.
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Morning people of the palace
@1nF4m0u5 - basies haar moer - as sy jou net gelos het om te relax en ordentlik te rus sou jy maklik volgende week met liefde inspring en hard werk. Ma hulle houding gaan maak dat jy nie meer jou alles gee nie - se nee vir laat ure, onodige kak.
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Completely agree, and I’m not saying this is the case with @1nF4m0u5 but some employers tend to leverage or place guilt on their employees due to the fact that unemployment is so rife in our country. We always made to feel as though we’re expendable.
Which in turn makes us feel obligated to push through.
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Which is where I am now - also so far no luck with cv’s going out
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If you’re a capable Java dev in the Pretoria region, then send it along!
On that note - we need capable and experienced Java devs in Pretoria. A total of 44 positions available. So if you are in the region or know anyone there, please let me know!
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Hehe I wish, I sometimes regret not being a dev but my speciality lies in office management. Im just naturally good at organisation.
Ive also been looking at those companies that come in and reogranise houses/offices but no luck
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Crashed a terminal in linux, achievement unlocked!
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Same, on both points. Give us a shout when you need some help on the admin side of things @FarligOpptreden.
I can type “Java Dev” around 55 times a minute with 100% accuracy, know how to use the “Morph” transition effect in PowerPoint, and how to import a csv file into Excel. I’m also an excellent communicator and know how to say “Get back to work!” in 50-odd languages*.
* 49 require the use of Google Translate, but that’s another thing I can do
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Yeah she did that the first day when I sent her my sick note
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Play stupid petty games, win petty stupid prizes. She can honestly get bent. Honestly, on the side of caution, I would maybe suggest you speak to a legal professional about the implications of the workplace intimidation that you’re clearly being subjected to (if possible).
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Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooosa
How do you tell a person who is decent and nice but fucking irritating to leave me be so that I can do my stuff without having “chats 3- 10times a day”
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